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"I’ve got 99 problems, but not giving a sparkly fuck solves 97.8 of them!"

Scarlett’s Greeting Cards – Messages That Stick and Wit That Sparkles

Why send a plain ol’ card when you can deliver a personalized punchline? Scarlett Cougar’s customizable greeting cards come with bold designs, vibrant colors, and your own message ready to crack up or comfort.  Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just saying,
“Hey, I’m thinking of you, and yes, I’m hilarious.”

 

What Makes These Cards a Hit:

• Vibrant & Crisp Prints: Cutting-edge printing makes every design pop, from quirky to classy—perfect for your boldest ideas.

• High-Quality Paper: Printed on premium white paper with a matte finish.

• Individually Wrapped: Keep it classy with matching envelopes.

• Sourced in the USA: Support local while you spread the love (or snark).

From heartfelt sentiments to tongue-in-cheek messages,

these greeting cards are ready for anything you can write inside.
Perfect for gifting or keeping a stash for last-minute laughs.

Sparkly Greeting Card

$5.00Price
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